Why the fuck do cows need hella stomachs like can someone actually explain this to me
how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said
- JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
- INTERVIEWER: Like what?
- JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
- INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
- JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”
Despite its name, the maned wolf is not a wolf at all, nor is it a fox, coyote, or dog. It is the only member of the Chrysocyon genus, making it a truly unique animal, not closely related to any other living canid. One hypothesis for this is that the maned wolf is the last surviving species of the Pleistocene Extinction, which wiped out all other large canids from the continent.
oh my gosh
they look like runway model foxes
JUPITER. Holy fuck
What about if Earth had rings?
What would that look like
this is like porn i love space
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
This looks like normal gelato right?
Before they were stars they were in 90s commercials
JGL’S FACE IS EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME OH MY GOD HOW