internetmessiah: FYI: NEVER tell a girl, “Hey sweetie, how about a smile?” For all you know, her mouth is filled with bees.
amoying: give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof, raise the roof
tessaviolet: peachofcake: tessaviolet: i’m tupac on the inside tupac is dead. exactly.
laugh-addict: “if this isn’t on your blog, i’m going to have a problem with you.” “if you don’t reblog this you can unfollow me right now.”
psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
kevinprices: WHY HASN’T GLEE BEEN CANCELLED YET
stilldefending: danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync. I DID NOT EXPECT THAT
enjolras-is-captain-sassy: corackadile: why don’t you why do not you FUCK THIS I HATE EVERTHING
jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it
rybroskeez: cockringtoss: why isn’t a group of kangaroos called a kangacrew
fuckheaded: Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
earthnation: people who have the same name as me are competition
Rules my Grandma's Psychiatrist gave her in 56'
Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset. Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat. Never again do anything you don’t want to do.
awkwaben: teenage-f00lery: lucille-is-a-vampire-bat: the-fog-is-rising: lucille-is-a-vampire-bat: does any1 remember the replacements i do wait how did they have ginger children jfc thEY ARE ADOPTED they replaced their original parents did you even watch the show That’s why it’s called The Replacements.
casker: getallthemllamas: nataliejeanette: yuleriots: worth 11 seconds of my time every single time. always ofc this is my favorite thing on the entire internet
apatheticghost: today my friend said that he was going to do an impersonation of a gay man and i got ready for some homophobic high pitched comment about clothes but instead he just said in the exact same tone without expression “i am attracted to men”
untroestlich: jesuschristvevo: a white girl walks into a bar and asks for a frappuccino what’s wrong with this? I always do this. Not at bars but at mccafe or starbucks. I don’t get the joke. Someone tell me? :3
jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
circumcisions: it makes me mad when things are not what their names say they are like a floppy disc is not floppy and a grilled cheese is not just a slice of cheese grilled i think the full name is grilled cheese sandwich..